1) My approach to SEO was simple ... I didn't. Because i didnt hve to Bitcheeeeeezzzzzzzzz! My blog is so good that I didnt even have to try because I am such a naturally funny and charismatic individual, and I translate all of my lovable characteristics into my blog. This translates to tons of people hittin up dizzzz blog cuz its so dank with da meemz, Spittin fire i be gettin so cold. #buymymixtape its FIRE!!!!!!
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2) My key words and phrases were: Sustainability, Saving Paper, Oil, Receipts, Environment, Climate Change, Dank Memes, Fire, Mixtape, Uber, Swiggity Swooty Comin for That Booty, Donald Trump #MakeDatDrumpf, #Kanye, #wastehistime2016, Wheres Waldo?, Hittin that KK, Jamie Vardy is Having a Party, Panda Panda Panda got Broads in Atlanta, #HalaMadrid, , Runescape, Too Dank, #Turnt, Slidin in Those DMzzzzz, Orange Juice, and Popeye's Fried Chicken.
3) My huge Twitter and IG following was not rady for the shade that was going to hit them if they read this blog so I chose not to advertise on any of these social media outlets. I wanted to see if this blog was able to work with this class first and then migrate out to all the people who enjoy fire tweets ... Follow me @nahelnas on twitter for some dank tweets.
4) My most followed post was about my biggest failure. I think this is because I serve as such an inspiration to the little people that it came as a surprise to them that I failed at something. They now understand that I am also a human being.... Just an awesome one. Also that post was so absolutely dope money crazy that everyone was all bout reading that ISSSHHH
5) Fo SHOOOO I made it on that first G
oogle page!!!! You think a blog as good as this was gonna go unnoticed in the unknown lombo that is pages 2 - ∞ of Google?!?!? No way Bruh! this blog is tuuuuuu legit for that!! .... But real talk I didn't get on the first page of Google.