Sunday, April 17, 2016
Google Gold
1) My approach to SEO was simple ... I didn't. Because i didnt hve to Bitcheeeeeezzzzzzzzz! My blog is so good that I didnt even have to try because I am such a naturally funny and charismatic individual, and I translate all of my lovable characteristics into my blog. This translates to tons of people hittin up dizzzz blog cuz its so dank with da meemz, Spittin fire i be gettin so cold. #buymymixtape its FIRE!!!!!! Buy My Mixtape!
2) My key words and phrases were: Sustainability, Saving Paper, Oil, Receipts, Environment, Climate Change, Dank Memes, Fire, Mixtape, Uber, Swiggity Swooty Comin for That Booty, Donald Trump #MakeDatDrumpf, #Kanye, #wastehistime2016, Wheres Waldo?, Hittin that KK, Jamie Vardy is Having a Party, Panda Panda Panda got Broads in Atlanta, #HalaMadrid, , Runescape, Too Dank, #Turnt, Slidin in Those DMzzzzz, Orange Juice, and Popeye's Fried Chicken.
3) My huge Twitter and IG following was not rady for the shade that was going to hit them if they read this blog so I chose not to advertise on any of these social media outlets. I wanted to see if this blog was able to work with this class first and then migrate out to all the people who enjoy fire tweets ... Follow me @nahelnas on twitter for some dank tweets.
4) My most followed post was about my biggest failure. I think this is because I serve as such an inspiration to the little people that it came as a surprise to them that I failed at something. They now understand that I am also a human being.... Just an awesome one. Also that post was so absolutely dope money crazy that everyone was all bout reading that ISSSHHH
5) Fo SHOOOO I made it on that first G
oogle page!!!! You think a blog as good as this was gonna go unnoticed in the unknown lombo that is pages 2 - ∞ of Google?!?!? No way Bruh! this blog is tuuuuuu legit for that!! .... But real talk I didn't get on the first page of Google.
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Nahel
ReplyDeleteYou are absolutely right. This is BY FAR the most incredible blog I have come across this whole semester. That said, it makes perfect sense as to why the celebrating failure post would be the one who received the most attention. Please don't be afraid to share this blog because you will continue to give inspiration to more little people all over the country.
http://ariannaschmid.blogspot.com/
Nahel,
ReplyDeleteFirst of all I would just like to say that your blog if anything is "aight" not the "most incredible thing" that I would come across. However, I am looking forward to this mixtape and following you on Twitter for more insightful thoughts. I also read your biggest failure and I can see why that post received the most traffic. It was inspiring, 10/10. Great job kid. Here's the link to my blogpost http://jbasta.blogspot.com/2016/04/week-14-google-gold.html it's aight as well.
Hi Nahel,
ReplyDeleteThis gave me so much joy to read! I love your confidence and attitude towards the whole assignment. Well done! I was very entertained and you should definitely start your own funny blog with this exact writing style. Keep inspiring little people and I wish you the best of luck! http://morganjohnsonblog.blogspot.com/2016/04/google-gold.html
Hi Nahel!
ReplyDeleteI enjoyed reading your blog post. I think you really took put your creativity into your post. I enjoyed reading your thoughts because they were relative. Your slang might have been a little too much but overall it wasn't bad. Your blog post was by far the most interesting blog post I have read in this class. Best of luck on the rest of the semester and finals week as well. Check out my blog post her:http://floridagirlss.blogspot.com/2016/04/google-gold_17.html
Hi Nahel
ReplyDeleteI would just like to call out our fellow peer coofta for not understanding the sarcasm that our funnier fellow peer, Arianna, intended. Therefore, she is "aight" and you, sir, are incredible. You are going to soar high and beyond the sky. In fact, your limit is the solar. Keep up being so lovable.
I didn't do this assignment but my blog like is http://dbaltar.blogspot.com/
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